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I think everything is that way. Shakespeare was influenced by Marlowe and Chaucer, but nobody today says “ugh, I can’t believe people just read Shakespeare and don’t read The Canterbury Tales.”  However, if you get in an argument with someone over the meaning of The Matrix and they haven’t read Neuromancer, you might

Is this pre-review just saying “yeah, the game was okay, but the 50 books it was based on were better”?

My friends and I have barely bought beer for the last 3 months.  it’s been all White Claw and Truly, all the time.  It’s not that White Claw tastes better than ALL beer, it’s that white claw tastes better than Coors Light with the same amount of calories.  If I go out to a bar, I might still get an IPA or a good Sour,

What do I do if I bought this game with the 15$ credit last week when it was 17 dollars?  can I get that money back?

What do I do if I bought this game with the 15$ credit last week when it was 17 dollars?  can I get that money back?

Today?

Conservative youth groups: Because you’re not talented enough to be in the Drama Club, Sports team or Band.

Scrooge would hate Trump.  You’re supposed to keep your gold in a big building so you can swim in it, not plaster it all over the walls of your apartment.  Also Scrooge built his fortune from a single dime.  He would take offense to Trump’s “small loan” of 1,000,000 from his father.

Ron wouldn’t be on board with Trump because Trump is weak.  He’s constantly playing the victim and complaining about everything.  Ron hates that.

More importantly, Marge voted for Hillary but told Homer she voted for Trump. Bart also purchased and wore a MAGA hat to school without understanding almost anything about what it means, just because it makes people mad.

I think this and Joy-con Drift are two different problems. Dust/dirt/grease interfering with the contact is one thing, the contact physically being rubbed off is a different problem. I’m currently having a problem with my Pro controller where I push up on the left stick and the connection flickers so that the movement

Where on the list does it fall when someone who is #14, 15 and 16 to me is doing it with #6?  Because that’s where I am right now.

Best: Smash Ultimate. It’s on a console that doesn’t suck, it’s flashy, it’s got tons of features, tons of unique and interesting characters, it’s incredibly balanced. If it weren’t for the fact that World of Light overstays its welcome and stalls in the middle by about 5 hours that would be the best story mode as

Damn. You know pieces of shit like this exist in the back of your head but every time you get reminded of it you’re like...damn. People like this guy make me ashamed to be white. I hope I’d have the guts to step in and defend the kid in this situation, but you don’t really know until you’re there.

Marianne Williamson at the debate last night was like the stray curly fry that somehow makes it into the batch of regular fries.

I just bought a new laptop with a discrete graphics card, an i5 and an SSD for $500. Thanks Kinja Deals!

I just bought a new laptop with a discrete graphics card, an i5 and an SSD for $500. Thanks Kinja Deals!

you forgot to say UMM ACKCHYUALLY...

It’s only a matter of time before Bolton and Pompeo drag Trump into this war.  If they’re allowed to continue advising him, we will have the next Vietnam, the next Iraq, in Iran before too long. I wonder how history will remember the people that took us from a historic nuclear deterrence agreement (the specific

A Hi(gh)nd D(efinition)? What’s a Russian gunship doing here?

It’s just a setup for the toast, whereupon they will dump the bucket of pig’s blood on her.

You say you don’t care, but what about guys who don’t wear watches at all?  You seem to regard it as a necessity.  Is it fine to never wear a watch?

You say you don’t care, but what about guys who don’t wear watches at all?  You seem to regard it as a necessity.