My feeling is that when you take a picture with someone who is an acquaintance, work friend or a stranger like a celebrity, the shoulder is the correct placement for the hand. The lower back is only for close friends and SO’s.  Now, someone touching your shoulder outside of the context of taking the picture there are…

Really, the core of this problem is that a penalty kick is such a valuable gift to one side that it should almost never be called. It’s a free goal, basically, in a game where sometimes there is no more than one goal scored in an entire match. It should really only be awarded in a scenario in which the player…

The fact that that joker still has a job commentating basketball is absolutely unbelievable.  Guy hasn’t had an original thought in his whole life.

Time Crisis and NFL Blitz are too low.  Time Crisis 2 is one of the best arcade games of all time.

I think that Jesus would probably agree that if you took the endless multitudes of people who have entered cathedrals like notre dame and become inspired by their beauty to create things and be good people and give to others, you could conclude that the materialistic overtones involved in erecting monuments is dwarfed…

I want to know where he got this “1000 parts per million CO2 is the average” number.

I feel like the people who complain about the difficulty (who aren’t differently abled in some way) really just have a lot of trouble timing the deflects. They’re also beating their heads against one boss until they give up instead of going away, getting some skill points, doing some exploring, beating some…

I was totally unable to get that strat down to where he wouldn’t still nick me with the attack. once I looked online and found out that his strike was actually two attacks instead of one I bullied him with deflects. I couldn’t figure out why i was still taking vitality damage and getting hitstunned when I was…

“you have the right to own something that won’t someday prove regrettable”

Great advice, now all I have to do is find someone to have sex and dinner with.

I wish the Democrats would just be transparent about the use of the spending bill to force the DACA issue. “our constituents want a dreamer deal. The spending bills are one of the only levers we have to pull in order to force republicans to compromise. Therefore, the only way to responsibly represent our…

I think it makes sense that the most valuable player in the Super Bowl should have the highest rating in the video game.

A greyhound ticket is cheaper than 5K. I suppose one strike and then post bail or sit would be fair but it’s a drain of resources to set up a court date and a trial and everything for a guy who doesn’t show even one time.

There has to be a way to make sure that the person accused of a crime shows up on their day in court. The cash is collateral, it says “Instead of you guys holding me here, take this money to make sure I’ll come back so I can get my money back after I’m found innocent/guilty”. Cash bail is horrible, I agree. I don’t…

That was the old America. Welcome to the New America. the Statue of Liberty will now be changed from holding aloft a torch to holding aloft a middle finger, and the plaque at the bottom will read “Give me your money, your greenbacks, your bundled cashstacks yearning to be invested”

Synthwave music. FM-84, Mitch Murder, Tesla Boy, that sort of thing. anything with synthesizers really.

Republicans are like the Green Goblin making Spider-Man choose between Latina Mary Jane and the bus full of school children.

I played the shit out of that GBA game. It was great. I hope this title draws a lot of its vision from that game.

Israel has the right to exist. Palestinians use money given to them for the purpose of constructing hospitals and schools to buy rockets and dig tunnels. Israel has freedom of the press, freedom of religion, freedom of expression. The palestinians you all feel so bad for would like nothing more than for you to die…

I can solve this problem. Passports should have two expiration dates: One date upon which you may no longer leave your country of origin, and one upon which you may not be able to return. the original expiration date is used as the “Return” date, and a date three months prior is used as the “Leave” date. That way, you…