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everythingsbeentaken

“Hopefully it is an isolated case.”

Nah, I prefer the regular Legos....

This is why people hate soccer. Seriously, nobody even touched them.

Please express your sadness in the form of a pun and/or dick joke.

Tough way to find out you’ll be the granddaddy of no one.

It’s important to weave your identity as a human being into the fabric of your local professional sports franchise such that you cannot tell where you local sports franchise ends and you begin. This leads to a happy and productive life.

Anyway, this is a good reminder that as much as fans may hate rival teams and players, the players themselves almost never do.

“This might be my last rodeo. So it sure has been a pleasure.”

I’ve always believed that Magic Johnson never had HIV and that it was a staged event to alter the American/World perceptions that it was a homosexual only infection and instead a world wide epidemic. For this he was handsomely paid for his services.

Counterpoint: Carson Palmer lost the damn game.

Patrick Redford wrote it?

not a typo, they went 11-2 in 2011, then went 0-12 the next year, then Monken came in and the program went 1-11 and 3-9 in the next two years. So not a turnaround really, not sure what the tweet was trying to say.

It is very important that two fucking losers should fuck, create life then have somebody else pay for the murder (or termination, whatever makes you feel less of a monster).

Not only does Gawker Media have an obvious Sanders bias, but the pro-Sanders bunch who comment are almost as rabid as a Trump supporter.

No need to include that pesky father in the decision right?

Newcastle: brings in more money than Inter, spends 95% of the time acting like Mike Ashley has to stand on the street and beg for spare change in order to get new players.

Fuckin a’ right we are. Take your trendy, all inclusive ‘sex positiveTM’ feminism and shove it.

One would think you’d read and digest a comment before defending yourself:

The whole article paints a story that his tale didn’t have legs because all the cops, fire dept, and dunkin donuts (the fuck?) didn’t report any accident.

You know that outlet theory - the idea that this porn is harmless or even beneficial - is pretty much dead, right, and that the links between porn and real behaviours are really compelling, scientifically speaking? And that objectification in general harms women? Right? You checked that before you decided that this