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everythingsbeentaken

Fun fact: The last thing Bon Scott ever recorded for AC/DC was “Shazbot...nanu nanu.”

They are a military branch, not a whaling company.

Way to turn a pretty tongue in cheek thread about dipshits into a pity party for your stomach.

Seriously, though: it’s not reasonable that you - upset acid tummy esophagus man - would do that in a crowded bar. If your acid temple causes you so much trouble, figure that shit out *before* you’re at the front of an

Then stay at home if you don’t want to pay extra for things. You’re not paying for the liquor. You’re paying for the electric bill, staff salaries, rent, and a whole host of other things. Are you really that dumb?

as a Bar Manager and book keeper, I do not like the idea of bartenders stealing, we do inventory every week and one bartender stealing show up really quickly even ina bar with 14 registers and sales in the 10k a night range. We prefer them to comp and write it down so we can account for the loss or we are liable to

I get freebies at my regular haunts all the time because I tip well and the drinks aren’t shitty or anything

That’s cool. next time you come to my bar, we can play the game of “cheap scrub who has no concept of how taxing it can be to bartend or how bars work or what they cost to maintain can wait twice as long for said overpriced drink in hopes that he never comes back and spends the rest of his drinking life alone at the

have fun continuing to get bad service then? Don’t know what to tell you.

Ha, no. If you’re a fucking adult, the act of “re-deciding” should take about half a second.

If the bar is out of “Micropenis Cedar Mulch” brew, just pick another beer.

The waterboy being arrested would have had more impact on the game than this guy.

This kind of sensationalist nonsense isn’t why I come to Deadspin.

he won’t, and now the kid looks like a money-grubbing asshat.

second only to Gaelic football in sport awesomeness

My thoughts exactly... To say it’s like field hockey totally sells it short. Definitely the most physically taxing sport I’ve ever played and the guys who play at the county level are some of the toughest, most fearless athletes you’ll ever see. Also, the majority of the game is played with the ball in hand or on the

“Hurling is an Irish sport that is similar to field hockey”

Good to see a professional beard like Olivia Munn is earning that monthly stipend!

She will remain a problem until Aaron shaves her off, so we’ll have to wait until at least December 1st.

Somebody should.

LOL Dean Stockwell!

This is Jezebel, you have to be outraged! don’t think things through, everything is just as it seems and never has any deeper meaning!