You’re a middle-aged Mets fan

And the winner will face either the Royals or the Blue Jays.

Murphy’s accomplishments aside, can we please take a moment to embrace the batshit craziness of the following statement:

You know who are heroes, you know who fight to make our society better everyday?

Am I too late for Merton Hanks?

Ricky Ledee. No, wait.

All these available memes, and you chose one of the most tired ones.

The erasure of mothers, and in particular poorer mothers, is such an issue. It’s one of the ways the feminist movement makes it abundantly clear that the needs of upper-class white women are paramount, while everyone else needs to take a backseat.

If you don’t know how that was our doing, you’re either not paying attention or you’re an absolute moron, like RagingBulldog.

Gawker Media bloggers would be dried shit on a summer sidewalk if they couldn’t cut and paste articles from the Daily Mail, Guardian, NY Daily News, NY Post etc. How is this fact escaping both of you? We should all be focusing on and laughing at the fact that Gawker is once again being hypocritical and lacking in any…

The thing that offends me most about this is that ESPN thought anyone would give a shit about Sacramento in the first place.

Goodell: Two games!

In all sincerity, I don’t understand why people still go to NFL games.

Gus Bradley should be getting a visit from some of Roger Goodell’s “associates” shortly, after which he will issue a statement that his misspoke, and by “He had a concussion” actually meant “Couldn’t keep up with the fast paced, action packed NFL action!”

I think Chase Utley is my new favorite player.

Oh, fuck you buddy. You didn’t spend the last 30 years dealing with Mets fans coming down to Veteran’s Stadium and Citizen’s Bank Park starting fights and trashing the fucking place every time they were in town. Philly fans are a bunch of pussycats compared to the human garbage that is your average Mets fan.

RIP Bandit Ball

A Letter to a Curmudgeonly mid-20s Blogger who Craves Attentions: Other people can have problems, too.

I take it this if your first time reading Jezebel.