It's so cool that you decided to go ahead and define what sexism is for the uneducated peasantry. And that you claim to have all the pertinent facts and patterns in both these situations, something only law enforcement and legal authorities would claim to have.

Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Kansas City Chiefs

The Chiefs were almost forced to get rid of the war drum last season. But then they finally got Andy Reid to stop eating all the drumsticks.

I'm not from Tampa Bay. Only marine life is from Tampa Bay.

I saw some rumors on twitter he slapped Kevin Dunn. I hope this to be true.

I got nothin today. Just remember to rep your set, like Squidward and his clarinet.

Asked about his least favorite part of the season Johnson said, "Definitely two-a-days."

TELL US ABOUT THE TIME YOU READ A DEADSPIN ARTICLE ABOUT GETTING BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY AND THEN WENT AND ACTIVELY TRIED TO GET BLOCKED BY A SPORTS PERSONALITY

eh, not funny. Try again.

Kale him? It damn near rectum...

RELEVANT!

It's even more gross and untoward once you realize how little money is actually guaranteed.

Woman: Oh . . . oh my. I guess everything really is bigger in Texas . . .

Yeah, I was on the May 4th Task Force and we tired to get them to play a commemoration one year.

I've never been blocked, so I'm gonna tell the story of the time I blocked Darren Rovell on Twitter. It was maybe two years ago, and I was fake-RTing him saying dumb shit (which, yes, is obnoxious, but also funny sometimes!). I'd read about his (deeply wienery) habit of following people just long enough to send them…

So proud

Still in Oakland

Where was Oakland before their deal with the Cubs?

Squirtle is going to eat through his pain now. I hope you're happy.