Forgot one man -

Still?

I don't wanna be a pinhead no more / I just met a nurse that I could go for

"Ha! Now he has an ERA to match his measurement on the Richter Scale."

*Smirks*

For drug dealers, pimps or anyone else, this was way more profitable and less risky.

In cases of sizable age discrepancies between two consenting adults, in which the older one possess both a dick AND balls, D&B is the way to go.

The Phillies are considering adopting Kenny's design so they can properly represent their history of failing despite an abundance of good arms.

*Doesn't buy t-shirt*

I envy those who lived in a time where good music consistently charted.

Never heard this version, good stuff. Being a Canadian, this happens to be my preferred version, Tom's laugh tickles your sides.

hmmm Maybe save the protein for after the skates are off? I used to eat Morningstar's nuggets a lot and I don't think those caused me any problems, and generally I found them more original to the source material, might want to try those.

What brands have you tried?

Apparently he followed up Rocky IV with Malcolm X and a little Attitude Era refresher.

This explains why John Daly went with both the low key black and white checkered pants and the considerably less low key, skanking after every successful putt.

Resigned to his fate, The Captain knew he wouldn't qualify for this journey's allegorical needs. Alas, despite all his troubles, he was left with a leg to stand on.

It really was a punch in the gut to see that Tommy had died. The Ramones were my first favorite band, and I can't say they aren't now, but still I got into them after the three longest tenured original members had died, so Tommy always seemed like a bridge back to mid-70s New York for me. A lot of what I've seen…