Welcome to 2016 America!

Ugh. All of you 22 year-old bros posting “Don’t” over and over again are wearing me out. Some of us have no choice because family is all over the country, old people can’t fly, and you can’t wait until the kids are 18 to see your parents. Also, you fucking try holding a what amounts to a 15 lbs. freshly caught bass in…

Jesus, what did a child ever do to you? And yes, it’s necessary for her to go see her grandparents on Christmas.

Wait a second. This writer stole someone's ARM?