If someone does actually manage to convince him that he needs to be present at the inauguration, he'll be doing that pouty crossed-arms toddler pose for sure.

As you mentioned, they refused to air it on MSNBC, so I switched to CNN and... wheeeeew boy...someone’s becoming (more) unhinged.

Exactly.  He’ll claim victory no matter what.

Speaking of premature, Stormy Daniels says “hi.”

“Better hurry up and do it and decrease the surplus population!”

Giant Meteor strikes the court, Biden nominates 9 new justices.

You know how it’s not a farce? I’ll give you two reasons. Number 1, everything they did was fully in their rights per the constitution. Number 2, if we had a Democrat president and democrat controlled senates, you bet your ass they would’ve done the same damn thing. Also, this is why vote. We want our elected…

Next Step: Medical Staff can also turn away the sick and elderly.

A huge, empty, blank book is the perfect metaphor for a trump presidency.

Wear it, but have another t-shirt on underneath so if a MAGAbastard does try to raise a fuss, you can simply take it off while voting. Push the limits, but have a fallback plan so you don’t get bounced entirely. Make a bit of a fuss before you do take it off, a loud one, just so that it doesn’t seem like your are…

Hometown took a while to grow on me, but i really do enjoy it now, even though i despise Erin’s terrible paintings.

This couple are obviously terrible. They were clearly terrible before this whole incident due to the... everything about them And who they seem to be as people.

I’m going to my Pole dance studio. I already registered for class that night. I’m leaving my phone in my bag and dancing.

But only suckers and losers sign up for an army.

Also, pretty sure that’s the Avengers symbol, not the anarchy sign.

We are truly living in an Onion timeline.

I only attended two years of public high school followed by three years of community college (that I didn’t get any degree in) and I know all them words.

So she was her friend and worked for her for years, she made lots of money and now she suddenly realized Melania is not the best person, she's equally horrible.

Hell hath no fury like a Karen mildly inconvenienced.

Anyone that has a sobbing meltdown over waiting for fast food needs to have their gun removed and to have their fitness for duty evaluated.