Holy crap! I'm sorry.

Right? Because everybody knows the right time to get a girl to fall in love with you is when she's fucked up over the death of a family member...

It's just too bad they're not attractive .

Oh, I think yelling is a perfectly valid reason for contacting this doc, just as long as you're able to let this go after one good episode of yelling at him. Some people that feel wronged get all twisted up and can't let go of it, which is so bad for them. But I don't think you're headed that way. I think this…

Traveling solo question:

I'm just gonna leave this picture of Olivier Sarkozy hanging out with Mary Kate and his 12-year-old daughter.

i'm piggying backing on your comment, only bc there is a picture of rene:

My last boyfriend and I dated unofficially for a year then officially for a year. He dumped me in a text while I was on the Megabus to NYC for a week of job interviews. I had just seen him two days before so this seemed a little fucked up/inappropriate. I cried in Pret A Manger for a couple hours then tried to pull it…

I got this.

Things hadn't been going well with Mr. JackAss for a couple months, but I had decided to stick through it during the holidays. Then, one afternoon, he offered to let me drive his Jeep. I shifted over to the driver's seat as he walked around to the other side. I adjusted the seat, and checked the mirrors as…

My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)

This was not my proudest moment, but when I got dumped by a guy who had sworn eternal love just long enough to hook me and then stomp on my heart, I called a florist, had them cut the heads off a dozen long-stemmed roses and deliver the wrapped-with-a-ribbon box of stems to the asshole during a long business meeting…

My naive 18-year-old self wasn't the best at separating a guys interest in dating me with his interest in sleeping with me. I was also a virgin, or at least I was until I started hanging out with my manager from work. Since he was my manager, our hooking up was hush, hush.

not caring how they're done and not knowing multiple ways TO COOK EGGS are completely different.

Several years ago I heard from my mom that a girl who was in my Catholic youth ministry back in the day was getting married. My mom is closies with her parents at the same parish, received an invite plus one and decided to take my aunt. My brother received an invite plus one and decide to take his girlfriend. I…

My friend and I are 18 when she gets engaged to a boy (that's seriously what he was, despite his age) - we'll call her "Shonda" and him "Frank."

My parents have been married 34 years. My mom is a white American preacher's kid and my dad is a brown Muslim from a foreign country with a funny accent. So when my mom told her father that she was marrying my dad, he was not happy and refused to pay for the wedding. My parents were super poor so they couldn't afford…

I had the ... honor? ... privilege?... bad luck? to be the guest at a wedding that was, from start to finish, horrendous. I don't remember the actual names of the people involved, so I apologize if I accidentally use their real names. My then boyfriend's cousin, Jim, was the groom, and Jim's brother, Terry, was a…

I was a very, very poor relatively recent graduate with too much debt to pay my full share of my rent every month. I had moved to the east coast for school, but am from the center of the country. A friend from high school who really was more my best friend's friend and had always been kinda weirdly passively…

She presumably writes them down in her Big Book of Grievances.