Shout out to the librarians. We’re an interesting group.

supersoil ftw!

Wow. OK. I stand corrected. That really does sound like Gnip Gnop.

Gabi and Kanye West are secret pen-pals.

I had a large vocabulary and a mean streak.

Tail on his butt, or on his head (like a rat tail)?

It's not so much that it was gross. But it was memorable.

That is a great hair color for Hillary.

This afternoon I am scanning my mother's recipe cards. I will make copies of "the essentials" for my siblings. I also have the family photo albums which need to be scanned. Anyone else out there the keeper of the family stuff?

What kind of swag do they get? How does this work?

bitter glitter

Is that Dawn dishwashing soap?

Are you my sister?

Pro tip: Pick the booze beforehand. Pick a nice selection of good stuff and offer your guests all they want of it. But don't offer an open bar. My guests cleaned out the mid-tier stock at the bar and then worked their way up the shelves. I think our bar tab was more than everything else combined.

Where is this from? I need to see pictures of the people looking at her. The groom is having second thoughts.

And THIS.

This is new to me so I had to Google it. Found THIS.

How did Snookie become respectable? I don't mean how did she change (though maybe she did, or maybe she just grew up), but I guess how did she keep the spotlight while growing beyond (not out of, because she's still Snookie) the caricature of a bimbo she was? Usually that does not go well.

He's thinking, " ... and I own you, too!"