You forgot masturbation. That’s a great solo activity that won’t make you feel bad (unless your pastor told you so).

Yeah, I don’t understand that either. Is shooting hoops by yourself depressing? Is playing guitar without a band depressing? Is cooking a nice meal for yourself depressing? Nope, nuh-uh, and not at all.

Your image isn’t currently showing up for me, but the smart money says it’s “Microwave Cooking for One”

Well really can you blame her? Who really wants to think about the horrors of the female body, I hear they bleed out of their ‘wherever’ all the time...

“It was an actual cart with wheels on it that you pushed around a store.”

... and that, my children, is what the world used to be like before Jeff Bezos came along and saved us all.

Probably is since he/she didn’t have to find a babysitter.

Love you too! I’m a big fan of your positive attitude towards others and their hobbies! :)

No IKEA? Ikea is the best place for cheap/ free dates. You can chill on multiple couches/beds, eat decent food for cheap in the food court, try foreign candy, and learn a lot about the person as you discuss Swedish furniture.