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Mm, nah. They’ve all been so adamant about continuing after their break on every single interview they’ve had during their album release press, sounds like more unsubstantiated BS. Plus, God knows Zayn and The One Who Apparently Has Pride Issues probably have quite a bit of a silent pissing contest left to fight in

Its so fucking tragic that Clinton’s best argument is “I’m more electable because I’m not trying to healthcare better.” If people had always listened to that kind of BS, we’d never have the Civil Rights Act, the New Deal, worker’s rights, universal suffrage, Medicare, Medicaid, etc.

Well I wouldn’t let him stay in my inn.

inkwell or moon

Thanks for reminding me why I quit OKCupid.

i feel like he’d also be the kind of guy to grab some chub and be like oooh maybe don’t eat that donut lol jk :) but actually kind of mean it and mostly just want to make a girl feel insecure

“This is a guy who just messages you ‘impress me.’ on OKCupid.”

oh god you hit the nail so hard it huuuuuuuuuurts

A+ description. Surely a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters could never come up with a string of letters that deserves the phrase “nobody cares about your boner” more than this quote.

Future Has-Beens of the World, Unite! You have only your fame to lose.

“I like a fuller woman. I enjoy an intellectual conversation as well, where someone can construct a sentence beyond what hair and makeup they’re wearing

Dude shoulda stopped while he was ahead.
(imagines a STFU ZAYN MALIK .gif meme)

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Well SOMEONE’S come a long way since Simon had to convince him to come on stage and dance...

A Zayn is a guy that thinks he’s fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin’ about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
So (no)

Wait a minute. I just left blind gossip, and came here and read this.

Intersectional Feminism 101: White feminists, it’s not always about you.

Leslie didn’t say Jennifer’s argument was invalid, just that it was harder being a black woman. And Leslie is absolutely right