No.

I’d like to move to officially cut Texas from states receiving financial support from Blue states propping up their redneck asses. Get some straps on those cowboy boots, Billy Jim Bob Ray Cletus Junior.

So I was a vegetarian for many years for moral reasons, and people always liked to sort of pick fights with me about it along the lines of “well you don’t eat meat, BUT I BET YOU EAT SKITTLES AND THEY’RE MADE WITH HORSE BONES*” or “UR SHOES HAVE LEATHER IN THEM I BET” or whatever. Which, I mean, they aren’t wrong, but…

I guess just not engaging in costly state supported killing is off the table?

lol u turrible

Thin skinned crybabies are so triggered when they hear Happy Holidays. They need to go back to their goddamn Christmas safe spaces.

Looks like shit is that what Christmas trees look like in Alabama

Ehh, I suppose it’s her prerogative. She can do what she wants to do.

one of my perennially favorite gifs.

No, it’s a pretty safe bet that people who wank off on the internet about how tough they are, probably have never experienced anything more harrowing than your mom making you do your own laundry.

My father in law just went on a lovely rant about how proud he is to be an angry white man. I hope this whole country burns to the fucking ground.

Something tells me Melania won’t ever be walking through those doors. That’s a good thing: imagine her trying to do charity work.

I’ve always hated Jerry Lewis. This reinforces that belief. Damn, he’s a nasty old man.

*screeching brakes* Wait, what’s this?! A Men in Black/21 Jump Street crossover?!

Funny how some people expect Blac to just stay and put up with any kind of treatment from Rob because ... scammer.

Watch the attempt of these people to be relevant is one of the most embarrassing things we, as humanity, have to go through.

And whatever you do, don’t call it Frisco.