Alright, who said “Speak!”?

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

We all slow down with age.  Sounds like he needs to get more exorcise!

“Yeah, looking at the past can do that to you.”
-Lot’s wife

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

I’ll take “French Open Winners” for $800, Alex

Thomas Pynchon looked at that name and said “eh, too far.”

*kneehilist

Add in David’s ability to sling the rock with pinpoint precision and you could really give opposing defenses problems. 

Moses is believed to be a mythical figure by most scholars. Ditto for Abraham, not sure about Moses. Buddha definitely belongs. Mao might.

I couldn’t help but read this as a basketball starting 5. In which case I definitely like having Buddha coming off of the bench. Seems like he’d have the temperament to be the quintessential 6th man.

Neymar’s defense is that he just rolled around in bed with her 

“if they have to move within 100 miles of their home for mental health reasons”

Gabe, I’ll write the story on the cricket final.

I’ve always wanted to “get into,” cricket. I’m able to watch baseball games using mlb.tv . Anyone have any similar suggestions for cricket?

It’s actually Dannies DeVito.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

He’s also one odd bird.

True story - ice is only available in those gentrified Xavier heights areas of Cincy.