we get to bask in the glory of having triumphed over a barely-developed human. 

Deicide Huxtable will take down gods if she must

What an incredible ending. Reminds me of this game-winning play by James Worthy for North Carolina in 1982:

Authorities just released a photo of the two guys William H. Macy met with to start this process:

“A lot of those guys like play to get fouled. That is how the game is nowadays. It’s not really basketball. You’re just playing to get fouled to see what happens.”

It wasn’t as much cheating as it was trying to eat the roulette ball.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

They tried to book Sisqo, but he canceled last week when he could no longer see that Thon.

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

Traveling Beal Buries Self At The End Of The (Base)Line, Refs Claim He Handled With Care

Toucher and Rich, Gray

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

Poor guy couldn’t bert it

This whole ‘not answering his phone’ thing has to be made up. So what if the GM doesn’t answer his phone, there is an Assistant GM and lots of other front office folks he could have spoken with. Did they also not answer their phones? Were they not available too? It’s not like Magic Johnson made Demps’ aides disappear.

If LeBron and AD get together, Ball probably gets shipped off to the Pelicans and then some shit team like the Heat.  It would be A Lonzo Mourning.

I know Barcelona fans are concerned about where de Jong will fit in and when, but...

Donkey Doug.

I watched the game. Westbrook had a treble-double.