That was amazing! How did that dude have enough legs to throw that down after running all the way from the YMCA?

Is Guy Forget self-DQ’d?

Man, this is stone cold, wanting to keep down salaries even for the most ultimate of warriors? They must be living under a rock if they don’t see how bad a look this is. Absolutely savage. Mankind can be so cruel.

Yes, and in keeping with the spirit of the team, very poorly executed.

Really dumb on Bell’s part. Everyone knows Mike Brown would never pay a dime more than he had to.

Also good, but at dinnertime my wife gets mad when I dunk into the salad bowl, so I stick to rhetorical victories.

Because when we actually do provide enough irrefutable evidence to get them to finally admit it, we get to bask in the glory of having triumphed over a barely-developed human.

But he won’t go down without a fight.

Bryant “Big Country” Reeves

“Ahem.”

Owen Hart is unimpressed.

Lewis: “Before we get there. Hack....Hacks about 50 percent [laughs]”

Whatever you think of his take, you have to acknowledge that Bill Simmons’s history definitely gives him a position to criticize a person for trying to lure talent away from another organization to join his own.

Hehe, shitdick.

Those exist?

I would never do anything that would tarnish the reputation of the Brown family and the Bengals organization

+ un

ESTRAGON: I can’t go on like this.

Are you allowed to Remember A Guy who’s not only still in the league but starting?

Ninja Headbands sounds like the name of an unheralded senior SG currently playing for a mid-major that’ll wind up with a 13 seed and make it to the second weekend of the NCAA tournament.