If this is about Embiid, why does the first video show James Harden?

Marge Simpson???

Were there Cold War undertones to it, too?

In second grade, I played a lot of Sim City and always started with a nuclear power plant. Wanting to learn more about nuclear power, I eventually learned about Chernobyl and became obsessed by it. A few years ago, I fell back into that rabbit hole, reading all about exactly how it happened. The next day was the…

Katie Ledecky is totally nuts.

I can’t resist punctuation conversations...

“Oh, you gotta track a raccoon every chance you get. Those varmints will lead you right to the best trashbins in town. Now, if you see more than one, you might think you should trail the fattest, but those are just lazy. Real limited range. The lean ones? Now they get around. You wouldn’t believe what you’ll come…

in Orem, Utah; El Segundo California; Perth, Australia; back to El Segundo

Shooting stats in games reffed by that crew would look something like:

Well, in his defense, the situation is a little confusing. Not long ago, everyone was demanding to see his cork.

I opened this article exclusively to see Steven Wright, comedian, jokes in the comments.

It’s sad how so many soccer teams are playing now, parking the bus and hoping only not to lose. With his hand on his holster like that, the guy was obviously hoping for a draw.

I don’t see the problem. As long as they’ve served their sentences, they should fit right in. You know what they say justice is, after all.

+(WW)1

Where’s his proof? Where’s your proof, Manish?

Fuck this beetle

Narrowly redundant in the type of people it chooses.

If we’re talking about it in the context of All-Star team selection, why not have a draft? Top overall seed gets to pick their first round opponent, second picks from who’s left, etc. If the Warriors/Rockets would rather deal with flying to Miami/Detroit, let them have that choice. Repeat for each round until the…

But the lesser player is going to wait.

I’m not totally against that, as long as players get more than one chance. A rollover, I guess. I’m now going to spend an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out whom that method would exclude. It’d also be a great way to establish a hierarchy of generational talent (The cluster of Jordan, Barkley, Malone,…