I think that’s mostly a self-own?

The world needs us down here, picking the low-hanging fruit.

[Kill the Bat beat me to it.]

In contrast to his .8 APG career average, Roberson’s arithmetic shows that he does in fact know how to drop a dime.

#IdiotOnTheFieldParkingLotStateRouteMainStreetSubdivisionCountyRouteLocalRoadDirtGroundTallWeedsBeatdownLotsOfMethStretcher

+1 5-Megaton Thermonuclear Warhead

“My son already ate his ass up twice,”

Led him way too much. Really left him out to dry.

If I am, will you tell them to send me a check?

Silence is golden, indeed.

I will salute anyone who quotes Galeano, on soccer or otherwise. Are you Uruguayan? What if I made you pick (cruelly) between Messi and Ronaldo? (That’s right, no Suarez option.)

So, a higher-altitude perspective on tennis in general? Apt username, then!

Oops. Apologies for forgetting the trigger warning.

Latter point granted. But what’s less beautiful about Nadal’s game?

That makes a lot of sense. As I noted above, I was an Agassi fan. Sadly, this may disprove my theory about great hair.

I’m sorry that, lately, the Djok has been on you.

I can throw a quick, personal wrench in that one. I’m a similar age, and I was an Agassi fan. Should I have transmigrated to Nadal? Or, considering recent developments, Djokovic?

I’m a Federer fan, but I don’t know why. (Maybe because of DFW.) (Not the airport.) I’m curious if there’s any sort of logic as to why some people fall for Rafa and some for Roger. Who’s got a theory?

Donald Trump sure seemed excited on the touchline.

Half a pint, half a pint, half a pint onward.