Rich Old Guy Performatively Dressed In Casual Wear

“This is an outrage. How did this amateur athlete get $100 in cash?”

Why don’t we have a 5-point shot? A 7-point shot?

And, in true 76er fashion, there was no winner.

He hasn’t changed!

Hey, since you’re back in 2007, could you place a couple bets for me? I’ll DM you the details and wire you the money. Or do you have PayPal already? Can’t remember.

should have been awarded five points.

These 10 teams paid the most for their salutes to the troops:

Damnit. Wrong former Tar Heel PG.

Ray Felton: [looks on jealously]

The Bar Brawl of Seville

If NFL players want to take down such a huge company, they should send a man, not a boy.

So [REDACTED] dumb. +1

Sepp Blatter.

That is so childish. +18

“I can’t explain why the balls keep going out of the ballpark, but they do.”

Wow. I mean, I knew things were bad in Cleveland. We’ve all seen it. But I never knew it was this desperate. They only just now found enough money to start paying him after he’s been there for four years?

“There was a what in the stands? Thank God they got it out. Wouldn’t want any real fans to be bothered by a — oh, a raccoon? Never mind.”

“A+”

Well, damn, this changes things. Now what’s a guy supposed to think about?