We thank you for your vigilance against unnecessary art.

How many goals in a regular game are from random bounces or getting a garbage shot on net? I haven’t researched this, but after watching hockey for about 30 years I’d say most goals have a component of luck. There’s a reason tic-tac-toe or beautifully sniped goals feel special... they’re rare.

Slow clap.

Going to take your word for it and opt out of this particular emotional beating. Just terrible.

No, we love an underdog and someone who doesn’t hide their emotions. After his first AB, though, all bets are off.