How in the fuck has everyone not seen this coming? Depp has looked exactly like a pirate hooker for at least a decade now. If you don’t picture him at home stumbling around in heeled boots shaking a scarf skyward and railing against the man you’ve not been paying attention.

is skeeviness grounds for divorce? cokebloat? guyliner?

How did you get this strip? Did you type in Archie+fuckboy+Mrs Grundy+cougar into google images

Honestly, I don’t see why she wouldn’t succeed. Most successful talk show hosts had a lot less going for them than her when you get right down to it. Oprah’s show took off when she started to discuss her abuse as a child and weight problems and for years her show was a confessional/therapy session for others. This…

This is one of the saddest stories I’ve ever read.

I can’t imagine booing someone’s creation while they’re in the room no matter how much I disliked it. Money not buying class and all that.

If this is cathartic, then I do have some questions, because there is literally no one else willing to listen to me talk about it not on the internet at this point.

It infuriates me that this is the case, just like there are people who will claim all of Bill Cosby’s victims are money-hungry white women who were paid off. Especially with the internet, even though it’s gotten easier to verify and fact-check, we have paradoxically became even lazier and more prone to running with…

While the botched executions with questionable drugs are tragic, everyone needs to realize that so-called ‘legitimate’ execution drugs weren’t much better. There was never any specific or coherent science behind them, they were just someone’s best guess and it ended up being adopted almost fait accompli. While the…

The mental health thing always has me conflicted. On the one hand, sure maybe she has a mental health issue. Maybe she also just has a poor filter, bad ideas, and surrounds herself with enablers. Moreover, I kind of feel like intention does not equal blameworthiness. She may be under the influence of any number of…

This is exactly my problem with her. Like sometimes she is on point, but most of the time it’s just a hot mess and she needs to be quiet. Like you cannot call out racist bullshit and then spew racist bullshit; otherwise, you’re missing your own point. And her constant use of slurs and homophobic language is, to sum…

You said it yourself, the world has been going to Cuba for decades. Do you really thing the US is the only “consumerist” culture in the world? The only one with fast food chains?

Just wanted to say from down here in the grays that this is probably the best Cuba-related article I’ve read on Jez (edit: The Muse! shit, you know what I mean). I’m glad we are finally reaching out, but I am also grossed out that much of that reaching out seems to be romanticizing the crumbling infrastructure as the…

By trusting yourself. A lot of people comment on how confident I am, and I am in most situations - like, professionally, if I recommend something, you BELIEVE I know what I’m talking about - because I have certain criteria before I open my damn mouth, which is “know what I am talking about.” Trust yourself, trust your…

Do it! My New Years Eve did not go as expected, and I woke up pretty out-of-sorts (and frustrated). Have spent about 90 minutes cleaning and decluttering, today, and I am as high as a kite, right now.

Every time someone mentions Woody Allen as if he has a right to exist in a normal context of living instead of being regarded as a creeper deserving of contempt I get skeeved out.

So much to unpack here. Top of the list of course being Michael Cera’s weasely skeevy mustache.