Is Strawman a new villain?

If people are pissed about that, wait until they find out they have a guy who is fucking BB-8.

Because God says in his book even a thin layer of plastic deflects the evil grave rays. God is like Dr. Oz for them.

Well, there goes the one main highlight to being a naked mole rat. I was hoping to be reincarnated as one, but now, not so much.

I don't even like kids, but Obama with kids kinda gets me.

I cannot wrap my mind around the closet meeting because I keep thinking it must have reeked all cleaning closet-y with wet mop heads & soap stuff—but it does seem to fit with the general tone of their overall vibe.