Well, there goes the one main highlight to being a naked mole rat. I was hoping to be reincarnated as one, but now, not so much.

I don't even like kids, but Obama with kids kinda gets me.

I cannot wrap my mind around the closet meeting because I keep thinking it must have reeked all cleaning closet-y with wet mop heads & soap stuff—but it does seem to fit with the general tone of their overall vibe.