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They’re just using the time-tested, best method for rating and reviewing records:

Well played.

At least you can’t say we steal EVERYTHING from other cultures.

I used to think Luke was my musical spirit animal on Kotaku, but you’ve been giving him a run for his money the past month.

I thought that was Warbutt?

The Fat Jewish has found his next career move.

Which is a shame, because after that Thunder series, and the Cavs’ hot playoff start, no sane basketball fan would predict such lunacy.

And this is the version we’re getting? Holy shit.

Quickenings? Those were my shit. So many late game marks destroyed with their help.

Someone PLEASE lead me to the bad internet advice page that led that kid to stupidly hammer on his cell phone two times in the second Reinhardt clip.

I assumed this was Dunkey before even clicking the video, and my assumption was correct.

That question mark just saved you from being Chris Broussard’s anonymous source.

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Someone’s in a jazz mood this week, eh?. Here’s what I’ve had going for the late nights recently:

Goddammit, why was my first line of thought “nawwwwwww, it can’t be THAT bad!”

This didn’t occur to me until you put it together for me right there, and now I want nothing more.

Still a drop in the bucket compared to the <Insert Mode Of Transportation> Simulator games. I think 2016 had about $5000 worth the last time I checked.

Source? I’ve never heard someone involved in the process saying that it’s an outright throwback to FFI, when there are so many elements of the series up until VIII that are used in it.

Is this a common feature of DOS ports? Because Earthworm Jim 1 & 2 on Steam are the hottest of garbage.

As an industry event, is it something solely for the gaming press and devs, or do they still allow retail sales people in as well? I was always curious if they were still allowed in after it was made to be more exclusive, but I lost touch with all my old retail friends to ask anyone directly.

Hot take.