+1 taking advantage of low-hanging fruit. Or nut.

Shucks. I don’t need a giant, one-day coat. I need a normal, multi-day coat.

Shucks. I don’t need a giant, one-day coat. I need a normal, multi-day coat.

I came out to LA about a decade ago and Vin Scully didn’t just make me a Dodger fan, he made me a huge baseball fan. He is the best thing about this city, and the best thing about baseball.

You sonofabitch.

Recently, Albert, your stuff has been especially great. Whether it’s your insightful review of Jonathan Franzen or that lovely takedown you did of Kim Davis, you’ve made me stop and think. This tribute to the Dodgers, for instance, has me thinking about unfollowing Albert Burneko.

Geez I was seeing double and my eyes were actually in pain trying to figure that face out...