evenmorejackedup
EvenMoreJackedUp
evenmorejackedup

That’s not Cayenne. It’s usually Tajin or Chile de Arbol powder after adding lime and salt to it. Or if you have go to some one who sells a ton they have a vat of Chile & Lime that they get dunked in some places add Chamoy to the mix.

It’s not, some people just irrationally hate the guy because they can’t comprehend that the Clinton wing of the party is fucking horrible.

I’ll never understand why the idea of social welfare gets shit on by people who will benefit from it. Well, I do understand, but it doesn’t make it less disheartening. Why try to make anything better then? Civil Rights? Yeah, fuck that noise. What’s next a computer that’ll fit in your pocket!?

No, that’s one of the things Europeans like Giannis have to get used to. There are only troughs.

To be fair, even NBA stars can get lost in the crowd of international celebrities that is Milwaukee. They don’t call it ‘Monte Carlo of the Midwest’ for nothing.

The Pens should have had their brooms out from the beginning though. If the Flyers could take 2, a team with an actual goaltender could be a real threat to them.

His last bucket came with 5:09 left in the 3rd quarter.

Jesus, man, he’s not Hitler. No need to get your hot take in while his body’s still warm.

That’s what passes for entertainment these days?

Help... Can’t... stop... shrugging...

Why would the A.V. Club do this?

Everyone is saying “Cardi B this” and “Cardi B that” but nobody is saying “worship this” and “Jericho that.”

Truly the Brock Osweiler of politics, only taller and more useless

HRNNNNNNIT’S BAYUNN AWHYULLLE

I have to assume that the NHL, as a multi-billion dollar concern, has some say over who can advertise on their broadcasts.

Extremely wrong!

So the story is the police thought he had a lot of weed. But it turned out he had a small amount of weed.

This reminds me of the time where I got punked by the drunk driver that crashed into my car. He got me BIG TIME.

I haven't had such little sympathy for a comedian since The Watchmen.