Like, who outside of Columbus and Philly didn’t want to see the Capitals and Penguins go at it again in the second round this year?

Quit your whining, Josh.

I’m a huge Sid fan,

Yet I keep getting thrown out of the zoo because I like to mock giraffes.

Well, not my fingers.

You can also use DVD cases to build a little fort for a toy truck.

I can’t even remember the last time I watched a CD.

I thought it was Michael Che.

The best time to plant a tree is 30 years ago.

When asked for a response about the rowdy fans, a Liverpool spokesperson said, “Da bum huuk cluuk, boss da, ba dum, bad dum, mork, I’m sound, ya no.”

Thanks. I always just assumed it was cayenne.

Or you could just carve it into a flower and sprinkle cayenne pepper on it like normal people do.

That dong was blasted so far that I had to turn of John Sterling’s call before the ball even landed!

As a drunk guy at a bar in Quebec City once told me, “Canadians are at their most together when they face off.”

I am a Flyers fan and my old college roommate is from DC.

Do they have tables in restaurants in Milwaukee?

They have one.

Yea, and I think it was a one-goal lead for the Pens with maybe 6 minutes to go in the third. Even though the Flyers had placed an old equipment bag in the net while gift-wrapping turnovers.

I always thought the wink at the camera with Me First and the Gimme Gimmes is that they were taking pop music and wrapping it up in a punk exterior and calling it punk. Much like a lot of the punk music of the 90's/

“Hey guys, Coots is out there playing on one knee. I am getting sick and tired of watching him trying to carry this team into the next round of the playoffs all on his own!!!!”