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That’s cool, yo.

Zimmer talks the talk. And he walks the walk.

This is one of my favorite bookmarks from a few years ago. An Edmonton columnist was upset when Ron Hextall said that he wasn’t just going to have the Flyers tank for a bunch of years.

Whenever I tell young hockey fans that the two most dominant hockey teams I have ever seen in my life were the Edmonton Oilers and the New York Islanders they give me the same look they give me when I tell them the Earth isn’t flat.

A friend of mine described Waits as “Billy Joel on the toilet”. I wouldn’t say it Waits is that bad. But pretty close at times.

The Falcons really could have used those security guards on defense.

I don’t know, man. I have heard the bears at Yellowstone are smarter than the-a average bear.

Let’s see you try to kick a ball through all them poles.

A friend of mine was on vacation in Montreal in 2003 and saw Arcade Fire at a small club. He loved them and got their information. And he ended up booking one of their first shows in the US. I went to show he booked and thought they were ok. Nothing special though. I followed them from the periphery for the next

Yea, if she got an Inkling on her lower back looking like he just did it, that might be ok.

My sister-in-law started getting terrible tattoos after she quit drinking.

Do you like tattoos?

One of the most freeing moments of my life was admitting that I can’t stand Tom Waits music.

She holds up one of them letter things.

You better start eating that trashcan.

the one thing that most makes a person more likely to be empathetic and compassionate towards another group is living, from a relatively early age, among, and growing up with, members of that other group.

No matter what, this kids will learn to respect the National Anthem and the National Invitation Tournament!

There are at least 1.3 billion people on this planet who believe carrots are red.

The glasses let us know she is a scientist. If you take her glasses off, she doesn’t look like a scientist anymore.