If only there were venues where like bands could play music? Like if we could take bands that play music, and put them on a raised platform, so like that everybody could see them. And then Linda Perry could visit these venues to see all female bands playing. And then like she could choose one that she likes.

They are just trying to drum up interest since last year’s playoffs featured too many sweeps.

Thought I was reading a Newswire.

Back in 2014, Claude Giroux was arrested for for trying to pick up Stanley’s cup.

We’re gonna be here all week if we keep reporting every time Francesa becomes disoriented.

That’s nice and all.

I used to work second shift. I would get home at 1:30 a.m. and drink a few beers while watching the Martha Stewart show on my TV that only got 2 stations, and I sure as hell wasn’t watching Last Call with Carson Daly.

Yet the Phillies are still 2 games behind the Giants while playing in the worst division in MLB. That’s impressive!

The AL West and the NL East are effectively locked up already;

Whoa! Kinja!

Let’s not forget “Recently Divorced, Hitting the Gym, Still Balding Ken” as well.

I’m slightly bowlegged and have odd looking knees.

Look around on a few different sites. You can find them pretty cheap. I got one for less than $30 and I love it.

I have 3 pairs of them that I rotate through. They still provide good support. I have had them for a year. So each pair gets worn maybe 3 times a month on 30- to 50-mile rides. And the gel cushion still seems to be hanging in there pretty well. They also have a zip pocket to hold a key.

Yep. Discovering the padded mountain bike shorts was a huge moment for me. I am bigger guy so I don’t like the tight spandex shorts. And I know many men are self-conscious about it.

Yea. That is what I have been doing for the past 2 months or so. I do a charity ride in September that offers free tune-ups before the ride. But I have to wait another week or so until I can use the voucher.

Charity bike rides are actually a great way to get into bike riding. They are typically designed for casual riders. I recommend the MS fundraisers. They do a very strong job of supporting riders on the trails. They are fun and casual. And they are a good way to meet people.

Buy bicycle shorts!!!

As you get more used to longer rides in Philly, you can start doing brewery rides. Yards is the easiest one to get to. Then next is Conshohocken which is right on the trail.. And if you can really do a long ride, Sly Fox in Phoenixville is about 35 miles. Then have somebody pick you up there and drive you home.

I have managed to learn all of the basic bike repairs except tightening spokes and adjusting derailleurs. Adjusting derailleurs drives me totally crazy. It usually results in me sitting there totally stressed out watching videos on youtube and then crying. I’ve been working on bikes for 20 years. I just can’t get…