WHO’S HOUSE?!?!?!

He just didn’t want to finish in number 2

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Don’t worry, the other elephants will never forget her sacrifice.

I liked that play that made the crowd go wild! Home-Court advantaged? More like road-court advantage.

It’s like my old man always says, “Winning the game is one of the keys to victory!”

Unfortunately, both the Rams and Chargers are expected to take a significant hit financially as a result, since neither contract contained an umbrella clause.

Sean Kemp: The Father of our Country.

All of the gifs available are from the Bruins testing it or the All Star Game.

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Do you know what would make the Senators much more fun to watch?

Say what you will, but Trump’s avoidance of exercising cuts down on how much swamp ass he produces. He already has plenty of swamp ass. I mean seriously, his dingleberries are probably the size of a tangerine. Do you really want to increase the amount of swamp ass he has? It’s not even summer yet.

Let’s not forget the single best part of Aussie Rules Football.

It was amazing you could even play high school sports with that combination of narcolepsy and Crohn’s.

Who is Brian Decker?

It’s not all good news however.

I hate the Penguins so much that the Caps inability to beat the Penguins is making me now hate the Caps more.

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

I originally was going to use a list of random names. But then realize the real names were funnier.