“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman”

You poor thing. Life’s so hard.

Holy shit! It’s got a creepy Scientology (culty) vibe to it.

The amount of victim blaming here is sad and incredibly disappointing.

But he’s so liberal and progressive and cool!!! *eyeroll*

I had to drive to Elgin from Austin the other night and it was unbelievably creepy.

Some many people spent a full year being ass-chapped about the 1994 Crime Bill and what a horrible person Hillary was for supporting it as First Lady.

Jill Stein also recently called John Oliver an “oppressive corporate comedian.”

Cults gonna cult.

So many white people.

Onion has been killing it this election cycle.

Yeah, I was ungreyed on my old name (Barnes&Chernobyl) but as you know, there’s no way to recover your password...

Right?

I can hear the excuses already.

This would be pretty killer IMO:

Disappointed this wasn’t included in the original article. This needs to be the top comment.

Disappointed this wasn’t included in the original article. This needs to be the top comment.

I’m astonished that people to continue to fall for these stories.

Virtually all of these are fake it seems. I feel like this is like the 6th “clown story” this year.