This kind of sensationalist nonsense isn’t why I come to Deadspin.

Ah, so Okafor was merely singing the Duke fight song.

How to become a Philly folk hero:

Also, he asked if any of them would let him copy their history homework, because he totally forgot to do it.

So what is your reason for acting like an idiot?

Actually overstaying your visa is illegal

If I’m Urban Meyer, I fake a heart attack and duck all responsibility for that abortion of a game plan.

Think someone took shotgun formation a bit too serious.

“This would have never happened if the refs had been carrying guns” - Donald Trump

“My boyfriend sucks at football”

“My girlfriend’s not funny”

“Hillary does not like to ask for money,” Buell continued. “It’s not natural for her.”