Five gets you ten this guy posts “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes” on Jalopnik whenever there’s an article about a cop killing an unarmed POC motorist.

And he has a Blue Lives Matter bumper sticker.

Guaranteed this guy tweeted something about “Respect the Police!!!!” during the start of the Black Lives Matter movement.

And legit scary! I was actually worried for the crew at that point. Excellent exclamation point on the house sequence. 

I want them to suffer and then die so that their families suffer. I’m done playing nice.

You know damn well if black or brown protesters showed up at the capital building armed and yelling, there would have immediately been tear gas deployed and officers with itchy trigger fingers surrounding the scene. 

Luckily like 80% of porn is step siblings that live in the same home already so the impact to production should be minimal, right? /s

Wow. Honestly, I would rather do this car tour than set foot into another actual strip club again (pre- or post-Rona).

*wipes a tear*

I liked that they acknowledged the camera crew several times in this episode. Before the episode started I wondered what the other vampire hunters thought of a camera crew following Guillermo around. 

She did not frame that experience as “I messed up” and made Washington uncomfortable and at a loss; she switched it up and said Washington made her feel uncomfortable and at a loss.

I recommend we swap out the name Karen for “Katie Couric” as in “Okay, Katie Couric, you wanna call 911 because a black man responded to a bullshit question you asked him 16 years ago? You were so traumatized but you still cashed his donation check? You tried it, Katie Couric and now, ya canceled!”

No, they know. It was shown last season when they’re like, “stop draining us!” during a meeting. But because he can drain them, he’s presumably got a one-up on them. He’s also probably smarter.

COUNTERPOINT: The “actors should stick to acting” canard is banal and stupid as fuck, and I cannot blame any actor for pushing back on it. If acting were just uniformly trifling fuckshit, prime-time network/laugh-tracked sitcoms would be the only standard.

Did she ask to speak with his manager?

So why in the holy fuck did she bring it up SIXTEEN YEARS LATER!!!! Also she worked with a fucking predator who had a button under his desk to lock the door to his office and Denzel not being here for her bullshit made her uncomfortable? Please feel free to show your ass to the nearest exit Karen.

I thought it was a puppet (vuppet? ghuppet?) but I admit I haven’t looked that carefully.

The Disco Vampire sequence was excellent. Liked that they were able to license some fitting music.

Or songbirds. Fluffy, chubby little songbirds.

The TRULY important thing is to handwave away the litany of allegations against Trump and focus squarely on those leveled toward Biden. The cultists in the grays told me so! ;-*