And most of the trash white people voting for this administration, how is “telling it like it is”, treating you, whatever the fuck that means, oh wait, we found out, it’s fuck all of reason just like his inability to fix real world situations like you fucking morons who voted for him.

9 nips? That’s like the starter pack, right? 

What is this?! A bar for ants?

That sure is a list of titles with almost no context at all.

Sooner or later one of them is going to do this (lower tweet).

He needs a small audience and/or to go fireplace chat, Biden’s strengths are his decency and comeraderie not big speeches 

How is everyone? We just got the news today at work that our hours were all being furthered slashed to a few short shifts a week. This wasn’t entirely unexpected, but I had hoped our previous abbreviated schedule (about 30 hours a week) would last longer than it did. My bosses were clearly gutted over it, and one of…

Having a party in her backyard for dozens of her friends, of course. Because she gets to tell YOU what to do, but you’re not the boss of her!

Sorry, can you say again?  I couldn’t hear you over my laughing...

As a cold hearted bastard, I can tell you that your being amused and joyed by the fuckweasel getting the virus is not being unvirtuous.

I not only laughed, I also said “Good for his ass”. 

We got both Harvey Weinstein and Rand Paul in the same day! I threw my head back and cackled at the top of my lungs (because I am home alone with no one to judge me).

Speaking of karma:

I mean, I was just about to post "I don't want to say this is good, but... Good." So, either we're both cold-hearted bastards, or he deserves it.

I knew it was wrong, yet my soul soared just a little bit.

I smiled that evil little girl smile 😈

Who didn’t?

Karma’s a bitch, and sometimes you can’t help but applaud a well-timed slap.