Now is not the time to *snort* engage in these kinds of petty antics as we all *giggle* try to get through this time together. There is really no need to call on Sen. Paul’s staff to be sure to carry on his libertarian values *teehee* and belief that limited government and the free market can solve every problem by…

Schadenfreude isn’t a great look. Nevertheless, I’m right there with you. People like Rand Paul, who actively harm others, can fuck off and die for all I care.

Just a shame he is asymptomatic, instead of experiencing a nice array of pain. I guess he is another one of them whom not even Satan will take a second before they have to.

A perfect example of how and why downballot races matter. City council, mayor, school board, etc... the people elected to those positions have way more power over our daily lives than the president. We need to elect more omari Hardys up and down the ballot.

No one enjoys cleaning up that much blood. Flight attendants have enough garbage to clean up already... blood spatter and teeth are probably a bitch to worry about when you’re trying to turn around the plane.

Then apparently moved Dee up to first class.

This is what I saw. I would have pulled her back too. No need to mess up a manicure on a drunk ass stupid person.

Conclusion: Oh No You Didn’t

Sounds about right to me. The gall of it all. 

Lets see.

The headline could also read: “Trump Tries To Buy Reelection With Taxpayer Money”

Carl knew:

LMAO!

Putting Anita Hill on the bench would make Clarence Thomas feel pretty awkward. Do it!

Both of them?  That’s about 1 tooth too generous.

Had to mental double-take on that one. Well done.

Whiggly was doing it yesterday. Still not sure how that account is ungreyed.

Like...dude CLEARLY wanted to type it out. $5 says he even got that little mischievous chest flutter while doing so.

White guy here, I can tell you exactly how that convo went...

Boss: Listen Cletus, you can’t go callin them n!@#$%^ in public any more. I’m gonna have to let you go... Look, go home to your mamas trailer for a week and then call my brother Jimmy, he’ll hook you up with a job.

The operator, being totally reasonable, responded by calling the man “a stupid mother fucker,” and a “stupid n-gger bitch.”