The fact he has to carry cash says a lot about his financial status. Those credit cards are apparently worthless and he can’t cash a check anymore since they put his photo up on the wall at the bodega.
Please. That Mike Huckabee band, the aptly named Capital Offense, makes Paul Ryan’s band look like Aerosmith.
+1 sweaty star
May not BEAT the original, but I still think it’s pretty funky.
“You know what this horrible, unfortunate situation needs?... Math.”
Yup. If your “edgy” racial joke doesnt involve any actual writing, testing in front of an audience, refining and polishing, it’s probably not a joke and just racist.
Alison reported this to Lyft wondering how this could have happened. A LYFT representative or an automated response apologized for the “inconvenience” of the trip and refunded only part of the ride.
Seriously. There’s breaking ground like a jackhammer and then there’s just digging in the dirt like a kid.
i think it’s a little different. Obama, as the first black president, was in a pretty dicey situation. He sort of had to respond. He couldn’t ignore that for the sake of all the black people who put all their hopes and dreams into him and voted for him. It was a kinda weak-ass gesture, sure, but I feel he had to do…
But he immediately adds: “...and all of a sudden they have tents,”. I’m pretty sure he’s referring to homeless people coming here and they’re given tents to shield them, which he doesnt like and doesn’t want them to have.
Yup. You would think that the grown-ass man who punched a kid who poses little to no threat would receive the most ire, but... nope. It’s the woman who used harsh language that caused all of this!
“John Denver never took me home, along a country road or anywhere else for that matter. I never met him. I’ve BEEN to Denver and Colorado. Some parts I like, some parts I don’t like. But I would like to wish Denver’s family - Boulder, I believe, Breckenridge, Aspen - wish them well. He was a professional and I respect…
This. How can a (ahem) “Chopped champion” not know how easy a fucking omelette is to make.
I gotta assume they shake it out over the toilet first. Which... still doesn’t sound great?
At least now he’ll have plenty of time to watch his favorite baseball movie.
One of the models...
Hold on, I don’t think those are actually sportcoats. I went to the Instagram page and its a sportcoat bottom attached to the top of jeans. WTF, indeed.
Not if no one buys it. Advertising is no good if it generates outrage.