I don’t know the best part of this. The stupid sentiment, the crap-ass font or the “Just...Why?” logo.

If they were smart, they wouldn’t have made this stupid shit at all. But your idea is probably the next best thing.

Take your stupid star, goofball.

Because the boss likes it, so...

Huh. I missed that. Guess I was too busy trying to figure out why he’s wearing a sport coat under a hoodie.

I hate myself for remembering both of those dregs. And the way they tried to make Sam Harris a “thing.” My family used to watch Star Search and the horrible memories of that show just came flooding back.

When I first saw Stiffler’s mom walk on the screen, I said to myself “I bet she’s his actual SO - old enough to know who Marvin Gaye is and hungry enough to hook up with his son.”

Well to be fair, Shelly Levene was too stupid too. I mean, he basically blurted out a confession and presumably went to jail, so...

Trump stole the Glengarry leads.

“I don’t care if you’re a minority, just don’t do anything to remind me of that fact.”

I think it’s also that desire a lot of members of groups have to shed the “otherness” of their nationality and align themselves with the ones they see as having the most power. I.e. whites. Basically, the desire to be accepted and not looked at as a minority with all the mostly mythical baggage that comes with it.

True. Thanks for the heads up.

I dunno. Suggesting Americans of Latino descent know more about the drug trade than any other racial group is kinda racist. Or suggesting someone can’t be Latino (“Hispanic”) because of the way they look (too white or something) is also fairly racist. I could go on...

This. We’re well into year three of this bullshit and this clown is thinking “Do Better” is a something that could still happen. That ship has sailed and left a trail of slime and shit in its wake.

Seriously, there’s no reason for you guys to run one more article on this shit again, even if he somehow manages to “win.”

Taking bets on whether SNL will included this incident in a sketch, the cold opening or on “Weekend Update” on the first show of the new season. I kinda think they should leave this one alone.

That was horrible and insensitive to all who read it. You should issue a blanket apology.

“We’ll see?”

JET FUEL CANT THROW BEER!!!