The drivers ARE Uber’s business, no?

I also think it has something to do with our athlete/hero worship. We don’t really consider priests “heroes” and their lifestyle is a little confusing/weird to a lot of us so folks are fine believing they committed those acts. But athletes are considered “heroes” and anyone accusing them of anything MUST want what…

I have no way of knowing for sure obviously, but it wouldn’t surprise me that some of the men commenting here have been sexually assaulted/raped in the past and never said a word. So by their logic, should they finally decide to come forward tomorrow we should regard them with great skepticism.

Yup. I mean the kid made Deadspin, for crying out loud. That autograph will be gone when he forgets to take it out of his pocket and his mom throws his pants in the washer.

Hi, I’m a member of the Black Panther Party. Which polling place should I stand outside to intimidate white voters?

We don’t have gangs in Philly...

Somehow I think if he wasn’t playing football he’d be outside a roller rink marveling at the fact that as he gets older, the high school girls stay the same age...

...because far too many Americans are hypocritical prudes of opportunity that will take any excuse to avoid thinking,

Was it in an envelope before it was delivered to the (p)Resident? It’s still folded wrong but, maybe...?

You’d be wrong. I was working on ratios on a test one time and showed too much wrist...

Tou-fucking-ché

LOL!!! But wait, you just needed a photo of the sandwich, right? You didn’t HAVE to eat it, correct? You could have bought one, held it and still had your friend’s delicious breakfast. Maybe it would have been find warmed up (probably not, but...).

Kid Rock

Gary Busey.

They want $50 ($80 for the whole weekend) for this Shitapalooza. But there is this tho...

Seriously, I thought the photo was a joke. I’d split this with someone... somehow. That’s too much to eat at one sitting and I can EAT.

I hear they have both types of music there...

He looks like that in the still shots in almost every post-rally photo. I guess the long walk from the waiting room to the stage just exhausts him.

I would enjoy it as well as every top black football player of the next class picked an HBCU. I’m pretty positive the NCAA/specific colleges would try to find some reason to take them to court for ... something. At the very least they’d demand an investigation into the recruiting practices of the HBCU that would tie…

In addition to the reasons everyone else laid out, it’s because they hate Jemelle Hill. She’s black, female, outspoken and violates Ingraham’s personal, oft-stated (and stupid) “stick to sprots” rule. She’s the anti-Ingraham.