“It’s fake news. That photo is obviously doctored. In the real photo, he was holding a full, bound report. The Deep State is at it again...”

So what you’re saying is six times in his life, Trump has walked into one of his buildings and screamed out...

Known each other for about 20, been married for seven.

And at the risk of letting the NSA know what I like for breakfast, I do like being able to just say “Hey Google, add bacon to the shopping list” and - poof! - it’s on my phone shopping list. Yes, I could write it on paper, but when you just remember something to add and your list isn’t in front of you (you’re at work,…

I’m going to assume “even better” is sarcastic, because I’m in the same relationship situation (reverse gender) and while it doesn’t stop me, it annoys the fuck out of me. I personally don’t enjoy eyeballs checking me out for no other reason than the color of my skin. Because my SO is from a small town in a midwestern…

What percentage of your phone battery does it have to get to for you to start internally freaking out and looking for the nearest charger?

I personally find referring to a wife as “my old lady” creepy too.

With regards to your No. 2. we did a whole Denver-to-Boston trip and we planned out a series of stops at weird shit just to break the monotony. Mount Rushmore/Crazy Horse, the Mother Featherlegs momument, the world’s largest concrete prairie dog, Corn Palace, Jolly Green Giant statue, a cemetery in Cleveland to see…

I want him to have to sit on Inauguration Day while a crowd twice the size of the one for his inauguration celebrates his term coming to an end.

With you. No he’s not my first (or second or third or fourth) pick, but if that’s the candidate in the general, we better get our asses in gear. Four more years of Trump and the GOP and any other party will be gerrymandered and judge-appointed out of existence.

This. I had a similar argument with a troll during the Great Gawker Troll Attack (not sure how long ago, but a group of trolls decided to post the most violent images and extreme sex-related imagery on the comment boards here. Stuff like severed heads, bombing victims and scat porn. Not sure why they started doing it…

I’m originally from Illinois. Believe me, I dont want to take this crap anywhere.

Ok, I’m fighting you.

Saw two drivers get into it on a street here in Boston and the one in front starts brake-checking, the one behind starts ... speed-checking? ... and accellerating behind them and then stopping just short to, I dunno, scare them.

AKA The Anti-Boston rule.

the person who inevitably bumbles up to the microphone to ask a wordy, non-question

If only this music was in the background...

Is he EVER not the worst?