I can only imagine how ridiculously stupid this numbnut will sound speaking from the bench. He’ll probably write “hints how to seem like an awesome judge” on his hand.

In one of his author bios,he describes himself as working as a lawyer “to put food on the table,” a turn of phrase that does signal a real passion for the law.

+it happens to every 1

I still cant get over the fact that this man and his neighbors were out practicing cheers for the upcoming school year. Utah must really be a strange place.

Honestly, if you’re gonna be white and quote a rap lyric for your super clever tweet, you have two options: Either say the quote verbatim, no censorship, or don’t fucking say it. Putting asterisks just lets people know you know you shouldn’t fucking say it, but you wanna be a bitch and have your cake and eat it too.

The Rice and I

Wait, so this movie isn’t about cleavage? Huh. Probably would sell better if it was about cleavage.

Girls: Also stop. Nobody who is standing 15 feet away from you in a crosswind wants to smell your skanky floral, your geriatric vanilla, your decaying rose oil, your designer RAID bugspray knockoff, I mean what the fuck is that shit anyway?

From a Dilbert cartoon about 20 years ago:

Allow me my fantasies.

The neuroscience of implicit bias actually bears you out.

Did anybody really love James Toback, Brett Ratner, Harvey Weinstein...

As a successful litigation attorney, Megyn Kelly would have to know that the first, second and third thing you think about in any direct or cross-examination is relevance. If it’s not relevant, it’s not coming in.

Joe & Megyn should check their facts. Hillary Clinton did go to those states. And she had a clear message. She states her campaign’s data showed that they were covered in Wisconsin, but if she found out they weren’t she would have been there more.

It’s not like the Democrats are without sin.

Uncle Joe Never Forgets:

I guess we’ll never know, because who watches Fox Sports 1.

I know they think they’re getting back at “liberals”, but, in the first place, an incredibly costly and inefficient machine that serves only one person and creates almost as much waste as coffee is just about the most “conservative” thing in the world.

people who intend to sue do not typically threaten to do it first. they just fuckin do it

He won’t sue. If we learned anything from Robertson vs. McCloskey, it’s best not to sue when the truth is actually worse than what is being publicly asserted about you.