I (a white old lady) loved Larry. Not a shitty show.

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I think it’s safe to say that button was disconnected a while ago. White House staffers know the bunker can only protect them for so long before they’d have to join us in the post-apocalyptic world.

Trump’s “succeeding” is to hurt and oppress millions of people and enrich himself and his buddies. Those are his goals. If he is successful, those are the things he accomplishes. Hoping for him to succeed as president is really hoping he is a DIFFERENT president.

Trump is having lunch with Sessions today, it should be fun.

Stephen A. is Steve Harvey with a fucked up hairline. People think he’s more than that because he’s constantly yelling $5 words at them on TV, but dude is just a bit more advanced in his coonery. Whether it’s Janay Rice needing to figure out a way to not get knocked out by her fiance or J.R. Smith needing to change up…

NEVER FORGET:

Fuck these people. I get sideways looks when I’m with my wife all the time. I would hate to have to deal with them while they’re emboldened and in a group of 20.

Sorry guys, I was hacked.

The father/son combo went back to their sandwich shop on the moon.

My friend got gonorrhea because she wore her bathing suit while riding a tractor.

Pretty odd seeing as his entire uniform relies on a cohesion of black and white

Dude walked off the job in the most literal sense, and is worried about getting blackballed? Whoever assigns/hires the refs for high school football probably ranks “might not actually work” pretty among the reasons not to give someone a game I would think.

between Sephora and Usher, herpes is having a real break out moment.

I was stuck in a lobby about a week ago. They had a TV turned to ESPN. Now, I don’t watch ESPN, like, at all, but hey, at least it wasn’t turned to one of the 24/7 News Yelling Networks, so I paid attention. Screamin’ A was on with a couple of other dudes. I think one was that weaselly ESPN boxing analyst (the one who…

Shut the fuck up, Stephen.

Republicans won’t care because:

I thought about how this has scarred her forever, unless her parents can convince her that everything that comes out of his mouth is the same stuff that comes out of his a

Other than the 6'5 220 part, I thought you were describing me. I sit under a shower head with the temp turned to ice cold for a good 10 minutes hoping to cool off. It NEVER works and I get back to my desk covered in sweat.