In related news, herpes and oral surgery are making a Christmas album together.

you’re right, they reported it as what she said, but they also pretty much accepted it as fact that it went down how she described it (bc that’s probably exactly how it went down) even though she may have just made it up (she didn’t) to make trump look bad (he does that on his own)

Kepler himself maintained that his Native American heritage

David Cross needs to stop. He’s actually a brilliant comedian, but also a complete asshole. How hard would it have been to say, ”Charlene, I don’t remember saying racist things to you, but I know it’s possible. Often, I am an asshole. I appreciate your letting me know how remarks I think of as off-hand can really…

To be fair, a lot of black people do this too.

As a white male I can confirm that ALL white people think they are Native American somehow

The justice system works!

Ok, no joke, but I used to live in Illinois and go fishing with my grandpa, and I just had this sick feeling of “I hope that wasn’t me!” I mean I don’t remember doing anything like that, and I’m all about equality now, but I know I said some stupid shit when I was little and didn’t understand what it really meant.

Perfect. To this day I remember my fourth grade teacher calling me a liar. Words hurt.

Hey, there’s a vas deferens between the groin and bladder.

No worries, fam. They can’t all be bangers.

Yeah. I find it super creepy especially because it’s widely seen as socially acceptable.

My wife and I just recently had a girl and one of her friends gave us a onesie that says “Sorry boys, my dad says I can’t date until I’m 30.” And I kind of want to ask that friend what she was thinking when she bought a shirt that…

Whenever I see men get psychotically over-protective of their daughters, I imagine its because sub-consciously they want to fuck them.

“The sisterhood would comprise circles, each led by a “master” who would recruit six “slaves,”

Funny how all these ‘manifesting a new world’ cults always seem to subjugate and abuse women. It’s like men are all ‘how do I get all the sex I want? I know! I’ll start a religion! Make ‘em think they have to!’

you’re gonna get a bunch of 90s trip-hop fans with your little blog about Portis head hits

I think people who say bigoted things but are then aware that it was hurtful also remember it in detail. I’m thinking particularly of an interview with Bryan Fuller I heard on the Fanbros podcast where he talks about how he said something really racist at school when he was 7 or 8 years old. His dad was incredibly…

Total agreement with this. I’m a 50-yr-old white male, but I was gravely obese as a teen, and I can still recall, vividly and word for word, a handful of offensive remarks made by school bullies in middle school and high school. Things burn in. Especially cruel things do, anyway. They stick with you. And knowing how…