The same old shit. Turn on the news and it’s always the niggers causing trouble everywhere,” the message read in part. 

I wore my glasses once to a dance class, tried one set of spins, and nearly fell down because I was so dizzy. I cannot fathom how Hurd does it. Amazing.

“So I’ve decided. Any niggers left at Howard University after 10 tomorrow will be the first to go. And any of those cheapskate niggers who try to get out using the metro will regret that choice real fast.”

Boy.

I got you something to listen to while you reply to Pending:

Or what about white on white crime? What’s so special about black crime huh that it has to be talked about all the time?

For the most part, being a Cubs fan has not meant 2016 or 1908. It’s meant 1979. That’s the real deal, the typical experience.

But she had to sport white pants.

Just wait until tomorrow when he dangles blood bags in front of Vegas victims and keeps yankin’ em away at the last second like a cat toy!

Here’s my Dave Kingman story: Dave had been traded to the Mets but wasn’t playing that day or much that season and were playing the Cubs. As the Mets warmed up in the outfield, I yelled to Dave from my bleacher seat, “Hey Dave, would you rather sit on the bench in New York or on your boat in Lake Michigan?” Dave…

That’s not even remotely close to the same thing.

Nailed it. And beat me to it.

puts me in the mind of:

“You can’t legislate against evil”

Did I just read and then watch a clip that allowed Megyn Fucking Kelly to cut off TOM BROKAW?

“You can’t legislate against evil.”

I got more ‘Dollar Store Nicholas Hoult’ out of it.

That image sounds adorable, and I had to look it up to see if it exists, and of course it does.