I am dead.

And from what I read here, more of it is self-manufactured drama to make it seem like she’s doing... something and is relevant.

She’s white? I guess she could have a white parent, but...

Seriously. “Before you give your observations, don’t give me your observations, just listen to mine.”

Im a bernie or bust voter that voted for trump cause i hated hillary and wanted an end to globalization.

My SO says that when she knows she wants to skeeve me out... She thinks it’s hilarious.

I’m with you. Even if it means “handsome” what the fuck is a “handsome daydream”?

I call it refrigerator magnet poetry.

“My baby’s fly like a jet stream,” she sings. “High above the whole scene.”

Yeah, but it kept my skin moisturized. The breading, however...

Well, that’s his old network so I’m not surprised he watches SNL. I think Comedy Central went off his radar after Jon Stewart left and stopped calling him Clownstick Von Fuckface.

Having worked at a chain fried chicken restaurant in high school, I can assure you that acquiring a lingering fried chicken aroma about your person is not a good thing, no matter how much you love fried chicken.

Seconded this. I’ve been watching from day one and while it wasn’t perfect, of course, it was way better than SNL’s cartoon version of Trump. The early guests couldn’t really get into the joke during the interviews and would occasionally refer to Trump in the third person instead of the guy sitting in front of them.…

This show manages to make me laugh and become full of dread at the same time. It’s pretty fucking well done.

“I think he should be terminated,” Howard said. “I don’t think he should be able to work around kids at all.”

But it wasn’t just the long, seemingly unnecessary flight that bummed the comedian out, it’s also the fact that the formulaic slog of attending awards shows is starting to wear on him.

Yeah, but what about Barb?...

Jesus, that person should be hung. Not from a high place but just enough to make his neck hurt.

Sharon Jackson, the mother of the student, is not waiting around to see what would happen to her child, removing her son and his sibling,

This couldn’t have come at a more opportune time. This morning has put me near the breaking point. I still want out but I need to keep it in perspective and do the best I can, even when I’m basically done giving a shit. Thanks.