Hey Woody, pro tip.

Did it happen after “the incident?”

• Bobby Finger said, “Who wants a bird’s eye view of Orlando?!?!?!”

the two siblings crafted the elaborate hoax because they were “mad at their babysitter.”

Crushed by Kevin James after 2 minutes of lovemaking and then snoring.

As ABC11 notes, the check was dated for Oct. 18, which is the same day that inquiries about the check had been made.

I think someone just asked him what he had for lunch.

I was a Spy magazine reader around the time the Tobak article came out and it was about the time of The Pick Up Artist. As I recall in the article, he seemed to say it was loosely based on his own life. But I guess he wasn’t so much a pickup artist as a grope and beat off artist.

I’m not defending Trump and I voted for Hillary, but this was the argument I received time and again whenever I tried convincing people not to vote for Trump because he is, essentially, a sexual predator.

Interesting. I wondered because I lived in Denver and there were not only bars, etc. adjacent to the ballpark, but new housing as well (granted it probably wasn’t affordable housing). And it’s been similar in Chicago. But, now that you mention it, at the United Center in Chicago, the ripple effect doesn’t go that far.…

OK, I absolutely didn’t know it existed when I “made up” that name but, as usual, you can find anything on the internets.

The stadium deal was a bit of a scam but is there any upside to bringing the stadium downtown? I keep thinking it might have some residual good effect - more businesses move by the stadium (bars, restaurants, etc), more work for people in the city, etc. - but I don’t know the exact economics of all that. Or is it that…

Ah, Halloween. Can these racists not think of anything else more creative to do with their time? Racism isn’t a costume.

They shouldn’t face any consequences?! You mean at all?! Why the fuck not??

OK, so just to be clear...he DIDN’T try to take them off the bus, follow them home, snap photos and leave a threatening note in their mailbox?

Wait until they introduce their adjacent daycare center for the folks who need to use WeWork but have kids.

Phone falls over, hits pot, throws boiling water on floor, stove burns phone that catches fire, guy smells smokes, rushes in, burns foot on scalding water on floor.

Is there a pool on which will end first, these posts or the show? Because I gotta think that writing this post everyday will drive anyone to the edge of insanity.

I bet there was a split second where she considered calling them “lazy Mexicans” and realize they were actually working, so she just went with “fucking.”