While you’re (forced?) watching this show, what things do you think you’re missing out on?

I’v been looking for explanations about the invisible car.

I had no idea that you were such a first-ballot Hall-of-Fame liar.

So out of ALL the other players who have protested that he choose to hate, he just HAPPENED to pick Marshawn Lynch...

If she’s sitting there with Jeffery Dahmer, or even talking to him on the phone, that would be some amazing television.

That. Was. The. Best.

I’ve never wished painful colon cancer on anyone but... I hope someone who DOES have painful colon cancer shits in Joe Arpaio’s mouth.

I was gonna say. She looks quite pleased with herself. I guess it’s true: All the world loves a clown! Well, at least her victim’s husband did.

Well, up until recently, both how he’s living AND his nose were large.

This. For most black people, for better or worse, THIS is our country. We can talk about “back to Africa” but I have to guess that most of us don’t know where we would go if we did go back “home.” Where is “home:” Ghana? Nigeria? Kenya? I wish I knew but I don’t. Now, I’ve never met a white person that didn’t know…

“helped foster good relations between White and the Indians,”

Miss you Janet.

Yup. Whenever I read about or hear someone talk about the “good ol days” I give them major side-eye and some significant front-eye as well.

probably-accidentally checked the box marked “F” on the New York State voter registration form

I assume he also once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

http://deadspin.com/5871390/im-not-coaching-after-2017-rick-pitino-prematurely-ejaculates

He’s also, apparently, a giant. Or is Pence standing in a hole?

Calling for a show of general “unity” is like changing “Black lives matter” to “All lives matter.” It’s missing the point intentionally.

Oh, I agree. Absolutely. Love yourself. Create a special ceremony for loving yourself. This comes off to me as less a “love yourself” than a ... consolation prize of yourself? It’s not a first-choice ceremony, it’s an “oh, well, change of plans” ceremony. It seems to draw attention to the fact that you haven’t found…

How come no one told me that the new OS lets you control Spotify on the Apple Watch???? Finally!