Not only does he owe his mother $500,000, but she’s legally making him pay it! What in the world happened there?

nope. It was said exactly how you would think it would be said.

Amazing! That’s the actual clip from the movie!

And you don’t know what a joke is, apparently.

Do you??

It’s kinda uncool that Verizon is going after him for only one month of unpaid bills.

Short-staffed Paper Needs Copy Editor Not Whimsy Generator

Can’t stop him now!

maybe it wasn’t a potato after all

He didn’t say anything racist, so no.

Dude, that doesn’t even make sense. The only job I know about in Wisconsin is for a head baske . . . oh, wait . . . I see what you did there . . .

You have got to be kidding me...

Reporter: Tom, do you like Don Trump?

Hopefully all the people who say blacks only eat fried chicken and watermelon will now drop those racist stereotypes, and replace them with the racist stereotypes in this article.

The words expressed... were NOT meant to offend anyone.

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

This is so fucking stupid. 99% of the time people who complain about “gotcha journalism” are just idiots who can’t figure out the SUPER DUPER EASY WAYS not to say something stupid. If you want to be “brave,” the answer is “Donald Trump is a friend, but that doesn’t mean I endorse all of his policy positions or agree…

“By everything, he presumably means everything.”

Just more proof that you can’t really co-opt an offensive term in the hopes of removing the sting. Certain words just don't belong in the vernacular, no matter who uses them.