I’ve always voted democratic, in My life. For the first time, I was Thinking of voting republican.

AAAHHHH! BOOBS! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!

Maybe a combination of both. I feel like, on paper, I’d be a classic target Sedaris fan, but for whatever reason I just zone out whenever he tells stories. I get that his schtick is the real and mundane, but I don’t believe his stories half the time and I just find him a bit grating. He just reminds me of that guy at…

“Lord, it’s all in your hands.”

I think I’m the only person on earth who dislikes the Sedaris stories. I WANT to like, but I just can’t for some reason.

If the lords hands were so great, why weren’t they holding the sign?

‘Squirrel Cop’ - so funny!

The worst thing that could happen to the Cubs from a pure business perspective is to actually win the World Series. One of the major reasons to watch them will then be gone.

Years ago, I was a pretty devoted TAL listener. There were some pretty touching and thought-provoking pieces. But you know, what ended up getting to me eventually was Ira Glass’s halting monotone delivery. I think it was this white noise that made (makes?) the show the “snuggie for the snobbish.” Even more annoying to…

FWIW, WBEZ, the station that oversees TAL and whose reporters did Harper High have excellent education reporting.

129 Cars and the summer camp episode were great, though.

I try to make it worth it.

Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

I drew a dick in white-out on a girl named Brittany’s dark blue, monogrammed backpack in 7th grade (using the B as the balls and drawing the shaft out to the left behind it, of course) and got suspended for three weeks. My dad made me mow the lawn every single day because he didn’t know how else to punish me. It was a…

The team did most of this in house with player feedback....

Its more of a “be careful what you wish for...” moment.

If anyone’s curious about the White Sox ‘70s unis with shorts, Vice did a pretty good piece on the story back in August.

what the fuuuu.....?? As someone who has been deer hunting, this whole story is just insane. (A) Shoot to kill or don’t shoot, anything less is cruelty; (B) this is why you bring a knife; (C) the drowning deer image will not leave my brain. Thanks, Mark!

we were crying laughing