Prison tattoo kit:

If you actually reside in Chicago, I’m 80 percent sure you’re a Cub fan. Not saying that in a derogatory way but most Sox fans love Hawk and Stone.

Sidenote: The birth of amateur porn... provided you could develop 8mm film yourself.

October??? What a joke! Depending on where you live, it’s getting cold so no hanging out on the porch at your birthday party drinking a beer and smoking a cigar. You’ve got Halloween and Christmas spit-roasting Thanksgiving Day. And mostly likely your team is nowhere near the World Series.

Lou Gehrig couldn’t watch pictures of Paris on his train ride because he spilled a Moxie on his stereopticon.

THANK you. That’s the big takeaway there, at least for me.

Well, that’s a little disappointing. Not enough to make me not see the movie, of course, but, still...

The Mother Featherlegs m0nument. We didn’t actually “find” it, I made my wife drive there as part of our “weird attractions” trip from Denver to Boston. It’s the only monument in the U.S. dedicated to a prostitute. She was got her name because of the ruffled legging she wore under her dress. She was killed by her…

HA! I saw this movie for the first time a few years ago. It wasn’t bad. Good call.

11. “Droid, please.”

Sonny Fallins

Playoff doobies?

Oh, C-Span. You’re like the guy the bully keeps telling, “Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself...”

“Hey, ma, you got a phone call today. Something about a job in Wisconsin...”

I found a good one on Deadspin the other day...

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. ... And some, I assume, are good people.”

If two “other guys on the poster” fall in the forest, do they make a sound?

Well, she recently ripped the men’s team coach for bringing in a bunch of foreign players so .... sorta outspoken? She was pretty clear about it.